Rude, Rude, Rude...

Cousin Jack sent this -- hey, he's related, I have to listen!

Today my wife said. "Honey, fix that gutter downspout!"

Well, as you all know, I'm retired. I invited some of my buddies over.

One brought his welder.

Took us about 4 hours, and 30 beers, but we got the downspout fixed and my welder buddy gave it an artistic flair.

Wife is speechless... 

Yeah, well, so am I, Cuz!